Ann Arborites are known for their open mindedness and sense of humor. In an effort to increase the number of clean jokes that are accessible to the Muslim community, we have compiled a list of jokes and funny stories that all can enjoy on this Examiner channel.
Unfortunately, the sources for many of the jokes in this series are unknown. If the reader can offer more information about a joke which is featured (an alternative telling, names of the characters, origin or culture, etc.) please let us know in the comment section below.
(This is a joke that Mel Gibson told Jay Leno on during his most recent appearance on the show)
THE JOKE:
A man goes to the doctor and is told that he has less than 10 minutes to live. He says, 'Doc, please, you gotta help me. Is there anything you can do for me?"
And the doctor says, "Well, I can boil you an egg..."
THE MORAL:
God says of death in the Quran in Chapter 4, verse 78, "Wherever ye are, death will find you out, even if ye are in towers built up strong and high!"
Sometimes it is just about accepting it. If you have prepared for the moment that your soul will be taken, by living an upright and righteous life, you have little to worry about and thus acceptance becomes easier. So let us start making those preparations today, inshaAllah. Happy Jumah!
