Ann Arborites are known for their open mindedness and sense of humor. In an effort to increase the number of clean jokes that are accessible to the Muslim community, we have compiled a list of jokes and funny stories that all can enjoy on this Examiner page.
Unfortunately, the sources for many of the jokes in this series are unknown. If the reader can offer more information about a joke which is featured (an alternative telling, names of the characters, origin or culture, etc.) please let us know in the comment section below.
Unfortunately, the sources for many of the jokes in this series are unknown. If the reader can offer more information about a joke which is featured (an alternative telling, names of the characters, origin or culture, etc.) please let us know in the comment section below.
THE JOKE:
During class breaks, the junior high school girls at a local school would visit the school bathroom, apply lipstick, and kiss their reflection so as to leave a lip print on the large mirror. All the cool girls did it.
When the mirror was cleaned, the girls would just start anew, marking up the mirror once again with a lipsticked pout. This went on for weeks even though signs were posted demanding they cease this type of behavior.
One day the principal of the school called an assembly of all the junior high girls, to be held in the bathroom. She informed the girls that it was a wasteful use of school finances to continuously rid the mirror of lipstick and that it was not even in the custodian's job description to do so.
Furthermore, the principal asked the custodian who had been standing by her side, to demonstrate exactly how he went about cleaning the mirror.
In acquiescence, the custodian dipped his squeeqee in one of the toilet bowls, swished it around, then proceeded to wipe down the mirror with it.
Needless to say, a lipstick print has not found its way to that mirror since that informative demonstration that day.
THE MORAL:
No moral, really. It's just grossly hilarious.
It was obviously the first (and likely the last) time that the custodian actually used toilet water to 'clean' a bathroom mirror. Otherwise, the custodian and the principal would have been fired, right?
Share your take on the moral in a comment below!
